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PORNSTAR
Snorting coke and sucking dicks "I WANNA BE A PORNSTAR!" Drinking beer and fucking chicks, yeah "I WANNA BE A PORNSTAR!" Money shots and getting lit "I WANNA BE A PORNSTAR!" Anal love and enormous tits "I WANNA BE A PORNSTAR!"
Porn is GOOD Porn is GREAT So let's get naked and copulate!
...So you wanna be a pornstar?
You call out to your saviour (Trailor Trash, you be fooling yourself again) As I come plowing through your backdoor (Trailor Trash, you be fooling yourself again) You forget yourself in what's happening (Trailor Trash, you be losing yourself again) 'Cause your daddy said he don't love you anymore (Trailor Trash, you be losing yourself again)
'Cause your daddy said he don't love you anymore No, I don't think I love you anymore....
So you wanna be a pornstar?
UMBRELLA
I mida shoulda boughta umbrella but I didn't, so now I'm wet. You coulda shoulda seena Penn & Teller butcha didn't, so now I'm dead.
What were you thinking? What were you drinking? I just don't understand, no! How you could let it go?
I kinda sorta forgot my intentions butcha didn't, so then I said: "I mida shoulda broughta umbrella but I didn't, so now i'm wet."
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU
"Why can't you be more like your brother?" She said, walking out the door. I said, "Show me what i've been missing, and i might just consider it more."
There's nothing wrong with you...
"Why can't you be more American?" She said with a mild disgust. I said, "Because it makes me angry, to live in a place I distrust."
There's nothing wrong with you...
"Why can't you be more accepting?" I said with a twisted smile. She said, "Because I must learn to hate the things that I find to be worth while..."
CONSUMER
I no longer like my face, so I cut it off I no longer like my mind, so I shut it off I no longer like my soul, so I put it up for sale I no longer like my ways, so I'm somebody else
I no longer love my child, so I gave her away I no longer like my home, so I haven't a place to stay I no longer like my voice, "So he says not a word" I no longer feel alive, so I severed my nerves
And I may be alone and I may be at fault and I may be out of line but I'll never be caught...
Because you're a consumer too
JUST FOUND A DOLLAR
Well, I just found a dollar
and you're mad I didn't spend it on you
So I bought a bag of Funyuns
and a caffiene-free Mountain Dew
Don't be angry
You better be glad
'Cause I suck
and you would've found that out
anyway
Well, I just found a hubcap
but I don't even own a car
So I nailed it to your Nissan
after I broke into your garage
Don't be angry
You better not yell
'Cause I just might need ya
to come and post my bail......
SACRAMENTS
You can't fool me again
I've got experience
and evidence that might contradict
everything that you believe
You can't treat me this way
I know your residence
and the sacraments refered you to me
Unknowingly, you planted the seed
At the funeral pyre
You claim your innocence
but in a sense you belong to me
and everything that's cut soon bleeds...
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MARY DOWN THE STAIRS
I'm so ready to get it started
come undone and rearrange
If you've got nothing to lose
then you've got nothing to gain
But don't worry
Don't you worry about me
I'm in no hurry
I may not even leave
Praise the concrete jesus
Throw mary down the stairs
Hide the victims
And make believe that somebody cares
I don't feel like coming over
I'm not capable of calming down
I don't want your thoughts inside me
I don't want your common ground
I am a stone
Contained in a lapless lake
where I lie completely embraced
but ultimately untouched
Solemn and static
I hear nothing
But the immense swelling
of my molten core
EXCERPT (FROM AN EVERYDAY CONVERSATION)
SLUT! ASSHOLE!
PORCUPINE
I've got kitties on my belly
purple bubbles in the air
veins between my knuckles
semen/cement in my hair
Puppies on the sidewalk
cotton candy in the rain
lick my balls no teeth
I'm into pleasure not in pain
Let the Sun shine
Down on my porcupine
Bunnies in the sewer
raw bacon in the Sun
kangaroos are jumping
they're having so much fun
Let the Sun shine
Down on my porcupine
FENRISSHEEP
...And they all will sleep Everything fall down It's the Fenrisheep It's the fenrisheep hiding in plain sight
Disintrest / is what they like about you this point less compromise pulling the wool of the wolf over sleeping eyes
and so on it goes... La dee fucking daa Ragnarock and roll Is the fenrisheep It's the fenrisheep hiding in plain sight
This intrest/ is what they like about you This pointless compromise pulling the wool of the wolf over sleeping eyes
SOCIALIZE
Passion squeeks Rules I've read Woman deceit Makes her bed
Patience drowns you Rush isn't your plight Decisions surround you Frustrations squeeze tight
You socialize. . .
Wipe your face and frown Eat my shit
You've blossomed a pale blue You're knuckles run white You're teeth set to grind you In stale air you confide
SPENCH
Dark. . . Brown. . . Veiled. . . Intent. . .
You won't get no. . . apology
Who says women don't wank Sexual Titanic to sink
Cool distraction Taste her black tongue
H2O MELON CHAIR
What you are doing is not acceptable
By the majority.
Why can't you get along
with my brothers?
NOTHING MORE EVIL
There's nothing more evil than that rock 'n roll
I know this 'cause the bible told me so
You'd never see jesus at an Ozzy show
There's nothing more deadly than that rock 'n roll
They made a bunch of plants listen to that rock 'n roll
They said that all those plants died, don't you know?
What was I thinking when I wanted to be a star?
What was I doing? Why would I want to go so far?
What am I doing channelling all of this rage
While all of my followers are boiling eggs on my stage?
There's nothing more wicked than that rock 'n roll
The devil tries to use it to obtain your soul
But it's not quite as bad as CCM don't you know?
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