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PORNSTAR

Snorting coke and sucking dicks
"I WANNA BE A PORNSTAR!"
Drinking beer and fucking chicks, yeah
"I WANNA BE A PORNSTAR!"
Money shots and getting lit
"I WANNA BE A PORNSTAR!"
Anal love and enormous tits
"I WANNA BE A PORNSTAR!"

Porn is GOOD
Porn is GREAT
So let's get naked
and copulate!

...So you wanna be a pornstar?


You call out to your saviour
(Trailor Trash, you be fooling yourself again)
As I come plowing through your backdoor
(Trailor Trash, you be fooling yourself again)
You forget yourself in what's happening
(Trailor Trash, you be losing yourself again)
'Cause your daddy said he don't love you anymore
(Trailor Trash, you be losing yourself again)

'Cause your daddy said he don't love you anymore
No, I don't think I love you anymore....

So you wanna be a pornstar?



UMBRELLA

I mida shoulda boughta umbrella
but I didn't, so now I'm wet.
You coulda shoulda seena Penn & Teller
butcha didn't, so now I'm dead.

What were you thinking?
What were you drinking?
I just don't understand, no!
How you could let it go?

I kinda sorta forgot my intentions
butcha didn't, so then I said:
"I mida shoulda broughta umbrella
but I didn't, so now i'm wet."



THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU

"Why can't you be more like your brother?"
She said, walking out the door.
I said, "Show me what i've been missing,
and i might just consider it more."

There's nothing wrong with you...

"Why can't you be more American?"
She said with a mild disgust.
I said, "Because it makes me angry,
to live in a place I distrust."

There's nothing wrong with you...

"Why can't you be more accepting?"
I said with a twisted smile.
She said, "Because I must learn to hate the things
that I find to be worth while..."


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CONSUMER

I no longer like my face,
so I cut it off
I no longer like my mind,
so I shut it off
I no longer like my soul,
so I put it up for sale
I no longer like my ways,
so I'm somebody else

I no longer love my child,
so I gave her away
I no longer like my home,
so I haven't a place to stay
I no longer like my voice,
"So he says not a word"
I no longer feel alive,
so I severed my nerves

And I may be alone
and I may be at fault
and I may be out of line
but I'll never be caught...

Because you're a consumer too
 
 
 

JUST FOUND A DOLLAR
 
Well, I just found a dollar
and you're mad I didn't spend it on you
So I bought a bag of Funyuns
and a caffiene-free Mountain Dew
 
Don't be angry
You better be glad
'Cause I suck
and you would've found that out
 
anyway
 
Well, I just found a hubcap
but I don't even own a car
So I nailed it to your Nissan
after I broke into your garage
 
Don't be angry
You better not yell
'Cause I just might need ya
to come and post my bail......
 
 

SACRAMENTS
 
You can't fool me again
I've got experience
and evidence that might contradict
everything that you believe
 
You can't treat me this way
I know your residence
and the sacraments refered you to me
Unknowingly, you planted the seed
 
At the funeral pyre
You claim your innocence
but in a sense you belong to me
and everything that's cut soon bleeds...






MARY DOWN THE STAIRS
 
I'm so ready to get it started
come undone and rearrange
If you've got nothing to lose
then you've got nothing to gain
 
But don't worry
Don't you worry about me
I'm in no hurry
I may not even leave
Praise the concrete jesus
Throw mary down the stairs
Hide the victims
And make believe that somebody cares
 
I don't feel like coming over
I'm not capable of calming down
I don't want your thoughts inside me
I don't want your common ground
 
I am a stone
Contained in a lapless lake
where I lie completely embraced
but ultimately untouched
 
Solemn and static
I hear nothing
But the immense swelling
of my molten core
 
 
 

EXCERPT (FROM AN EVERYDAY CONVERSATION)
 
SLUT!  ASSHOLE!
 
 

PORCUPINE
 
I've got kitties on my belly
purple bubbles in the air
veins between my knuckles
semen/cement in my hair
 
Puppies on the sidewalk
cotton candy in the rain
lick my balls no teeth
I'm into pleasure not in pain
 
Let the Sun shine
Down on my porcupine
 
Bunnies in the sewer
raw bacon in the Sun
kangaroos are jumping
they're having so much fun
 
Let the Sun shine
Down on my porcupine
 
 

FENRISSHEEP

...And they all will sleep
Everything fall down
It's the Fenrisheep
It's the fenrisheep hiding in plain sight

Disintrest / is what they like about you
this point less compromise
pulling the wool of the wolf over sleeping eyes

and so on it goes...
La dee fucking daa
Ragnarock and roll
Is the fenrisheep
It's the fenrisheep hiding in plain sight

This intrest/ is what they like about you
This pointless compromise
pulling the wool of the wolf over sleeping eyes 



SOCIALIZE

Passion squeeks
Rules I've read
Woman deceit
Makes her bed

Patience drowns you
Rush isn't your plight
Decisions surround you
Frustrations squeeze tight

You socialize. . .

Wipe your face and frown
Eat my shit

You've blossomed a pale blue
You're knuckles run white
You're teeth set to grind you
In stale air you confide



SPENCH

Dark. . .
Brown. . .
Veiled. . .
Intent. . .

You won't get no. . . apology

Who says women don't wank
Sexual Titanic to sink

Cool distraction
Taste her black tongue



H2O MELON CHAIR
 
What you are doing is not acceptable
By the majority.
Why can't you get along
with my brothers?
 
 

NOTHING MORE EVIL

There's nothing more evil than that rock 'n roll
I know this 'cause the bible told me so
You'd never see jesus at an Ozzy show
 
There's nothing more deadly than that rock 'n roll
They made a bunch of plants listen to that rock 'n roll
They said that all those plants died, don't you know?
 
What was I thinking when I wanted to be a star?
What was I doing?  Why would I want to go so far?
What am I doing channelling all of this rage
While all of my followers are boiling eggs on my stage?
 
There's nothing more wicked than that rock 'n roll
The devil tries to use it to obtain your soul
But it's not quite as bad as CCM don't you know?